ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
sodamnrelatable: when you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and you’re just like
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
Reasons Aaron Tveit Deserves a Tony
missytitties: He’s already created the face for at least 2 characters on Broadway He was cast in a freaking musical movie as one of the most important characters even though people can’t pronounce his god damn name. He can twerk If that movie doesn’t say deserving than what does His hair is perfect like all the time He still wants to stay on Broadway even though he’s gone and done all this...
nothisiscarlie: “Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’” #this is why the books are better
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
ghiralicious: livingenough: swimminginmavin: hurpthederp: iwillmindfuckyou: gameandwatch: kushdrinker: green is not a creative color what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif lets not bring it up lets never bring it up Don’t Hug me I’m Scared what part of never bring it up do you not understand
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
This is why I am in love with Misha:
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel. He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way...
Quast’s original audition for Les Mis in 1987, actually for the role of...– Les Misérables: From Stage to Screen (via stars-silentandsure) Quast is so much better than everyone else. (via hoflords)
vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
purplesneakerprincess: dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM This has way too few notes. WTF my awesome female LOTR fen? Represent!
raviness: Let’s appreciate the fact, that Killian Donnelly sang as: Enjolras: Combeferre: And Courfeyrac: Killian Donnelly: The Chief, the Guide, the Centre
pluto-was-real: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful damn...