December 2011
“if wishes were omelets, we’d all be filled with cheese and little pieces of ham.”
– Moody’s dad on Moody’s Point (via russellstovers)
erickripkes:
oh and also someone put this little number on the bulletin board in the lobby where bands can put flyers and stuff and I AM LEAVING IT UP FOREVER BECAUSE YES
Fuck Yeah, Travis Marshall!: Mrs. Travis →
fuckyeahtravismarshall:
You: Hello, whore.
Stranger: well
You: Well?
Stranger: well that is not the right way yo greet your wife
You: I apologize. God told me to do it.
Stranger: dammit god, every single time
You: You know how it is! I am the Chosen One, Clarissa!
